Rex " The Tibetan Monk" Porter - Percussionist




Rex is a Tibetan monk and has spent decades travelling, studying ethnic percussion.

He is also a talented chemist and produces his own lotions designed for one purpose...

To entice and seduce the female congregation at gigs.


At thirty four, Rex is the most level headed and down to earth member of the band.

He wrote the popular Cliff Richards hit "Mistletoe & Wine" and enjoys huge royalty cheques each year which he spends on his astounding array of world instruments and clothes.