Chris the professional speaker breaker and fixer.


An albino yardy from Jamaica, Chris has worked with all the great Jamaican dub soundsystems. His switch to funk music happened by accident when his private airship, lost altitude and crashed into the sound tower of Dave Can't Dance at Glastonbury festival.

Police arriving at the scene were suspicious when large packages were observed being unloaded from the red, gold and green airship.
Nothing was ever recovered or proven...
Chris has never returned to Jamaica.